1. 00:00:02:38 / 00:00:03:27 - Hey!
2. 00:00:03:27 / 00:00:04:27 - Are you golfing today?
3. 00:00:04:79 / 00:00:05:79 - Yeah!
4. 00:00:05:80 / 00:00:07:42 - It's the second time this week!
5. 00:00:07:43 / 00:00:09:00 - But you said it was fine!
6. 00:00:09:01 / 00:00:10:01 - It IS fine...
7. 00:00:10:56 / 00:00:12:13 - It's PERFECTLY fine
8. 00:00:12:24 / 00:00:15:50 - Are you confused by female behaviour?
9. 00:00:15:21 / 00:00:18:80 - Wish you had a translator to understand what she means?
10. 00:00:18:91 / 00:00:20:38 - Well, you're in luck!
11. 00:00:20:39 / 00:00:22:98 - Introducing the "manslator":
12. 00:00:22:98 / 00:00:27:50 - a revolutionary device that translates woman language into simple man words
13. 00:00:27:65 / 00:00:30:70 - Finally the power to know what she means
14. 00:00:30:70 / 00:00:32:30 - OK, cool, I need to check with my wife
15. 00:00:32:34 / 00:00:34:06 - Hey babe, a tee-time opened up later
16. 00:00:34:06 / 00:00:35:06 - (Do you) mind if I go?
17. 00:00:35:06 / 00:00:38:04 - Fine! If that's what you wanna do...
18. 00:00:40:71 / 00:00:43:00 - Don't go. Stay at home
19. 00:00:43:74 / 00:00:44:74 - On second thought...
20. 00:00:44:76 / 00:00:45:94 - I think I'll just stay here with you
21. 00:00:45:94 / 00:00:47:24 - and watch "The Notebook"?
22. 00:00:47:24 / 00:00:50:30 - Oh! How sweet!
23. 00:00:51:40 / 00:00:53:48 - Now, that's more like it!
24. 00:00:53:70 / 00:00:56:50 - The "manslator" uses "emotion deciphering technology"
25. 00:00:56:53 / 00:00:58:53 - to help you out of the toughest jams
26. 00:00:58:53 / 00:00:59:53 - Hey, is everything ok?
27. 00:00:59:91 / 00:01:01:04 - You sound upset
28. 00:01:01:06 / 00:01:02:57 - Why would I be upset?
29. 00:01:06:81 / 00:01:08:77 - You forgot our anniversary, jerk!
30. 00:01:08:78 / 00:01:10:83 - Oh, no way!
31. 00:01:13:93 / 00:01:14:93 - Happy anniversary, babe
32. 00:01:15:60 / 00:01:16:60 - You remembered!
33. 00:01:16:98 / 00:01:18:85 - Come on, of course I did
34. 00:01:21:01 / 00:01:22:01 - [thank you]
35. 00:01:22:33 / 00:01:25:78 - Thanks to the "manslator's" patented "femlogic" processing chip
36. 00:01:25:79 / 00:01:28:09 - now any man can decode statements like:
37. 00:01:28:22 / 00:01:29:47 - Are you wearing that?
38. 00:01:29:49 / 00:01:31:50 - Change yourself now!
39. 00:01:31:55 / 00:01:32:55 - Hey, do you wanna get some coffee?
40. 00:01:33:28 / 00:01:34:28 - I want coffee!
41. 00:01:34:58 / 00:01:35:58 - Do you think she's pretty?
42. 00:01:35:72 / 00:01:37:83 - Do you think she's prettier than me?
43. 00:01:38:65 / 00:01:39:65 - Oh...
44. 00:01:39:49 / 00:01:41:72 - You're such a good friend!
45. 00:01:41:78 / 00:01:43:00 - I'll never date you
46. 00:01:43:35 / 00:01:44:35 - I'm fine
47. 00:01:44:44 / 00:01:45:50 - I'm not fine
48. 00:01:45:80 / 00:01:47:60 - I'll be ready in five minutes
49. 00:01:47:67 / 00:01:49:00 - I'll be ready in thirty minutes
50. 00:01:49:80 / 00:01:52:10 - Do whatever you want
51. 00:01:52:28 / 00:01:54:10 - Don't do what you want
52. 00:01:54:93 / 00:01:56:41 - Could you rub my shoulders a little bit?
53. 00:01:57:11 / 00:02:00:55 - No tricks! Only massage! I'm serious!
54. 00:02:00:58 / 00:02:02:76 - The "manslator" even works on men
55. 00:02:02:85 / 00:02:05:59 - Finally, women can learn the deeper meaning of...
56. 00:02:05:59 / 00:02:06:59 - ... HIS words:
57. 00:02:06:92 / 00:02:07:92 - Wow...
58. 00:02:09:27 / 00:02:11:19 - Hey, mind if I catch a movie with the guys?
59. 00:02:20:60 / 00:02:21:60 - I'm fine
60. 00:02:26:29 / 00:02:28:30 - The "manslator" can even be customised
61. 00:02:28:31 / 00:02:31:00 - with voices of real celebrities being impersonated
62. 00:02:31:04 / 00:02:32:04 - like Yoda!
63. 00:02:32:20 / 00:02:33:29 - You are in much trouble
64. 00:02:33:70 / 00:02:35:50 - Go to the doghouse!
65. 00:02:35:98 / 00:02:36:98 - Or Mr. T (M.A.)
66. 00:02:37:15 / 00:02:39:90 - I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up!
67. 00:02:40:30 / 00:02:42:30 - So get your "manslator" today!
68. 00:02:42:41 / 00:02:44:80 - Clarity is just a phone call away
69. 00:02:44:85 / 00:02:46:80 - You need to buy me!